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    September 25

    中秋快乐

     

    =吃饭+睡觉+上班+,

    =吃饭+ 睡觉,

    代入:=+上班+,

    :-=+上班.

    结论:不懂玩的人=会上班的猪

     

    男人=吃饭+ 睡觉+挣钱

    =吃饭+ 睡觉

    男人=+挣钱

    =男人-挣钱

    所以男人不挣钱等于猪。

     

    女人=吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱。

    =吃饭+ 睡觉。代入上式得:

    女人=+花钱。移项得:

    女人-花钱=猪。

    结论:女人不花钱的都是猪。

     

    综上:

    男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱!

    女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱!

     

    男人+女人=吃饭+睡觉+挣钱+吃饭+睡觉+花钱(-挣钱)=2X(吃饭+睡觉)=两头猪

     

    预祝天下的猪猪们中秋节快乐!!!

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    源汉 王wrote:
    看来我只有做那只猪了。。。
    Dec. 7
    春鸿wrote:
    综合以上公式,我在人猪间徘徊,看来不论是做人还是做猪多不容易啊,只能做自己了:)
    Nov. 7
    SAndy.Qwrote:
    傻傻地做幸福的猪,多好
    Oct. 12
    夏 宁wrote:
     
    看來真理掌握在少數人手裏。哈。
     
    Sept. 26

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